I will never look at Round Guy and Kool Aid the same way again. Every time I think of them, I laugh. I keep envisioning them on the bar in their underwear, singing to Bay City Rollers, "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night." Round Guy gyrating against Kool Aid was a sight for sore eyes. Let's not forget about the Superman boxers he was sporting, and Kool Aid's boy brief Steelers underwear. Talk about two sloppy messes. I knew this was the beginning of a hook-up, and I was right. Things got absolutely fuckin' crazy. Fin was deserted due to the insane nor'easter. Fin's staff took full advantage of the situation, and we partied through the wee hours of the night. I can't remember the last time I had so much fun. Georgina's mission was to let loose, and get wasted. All of which she accomplished like a rock star. Henry even graced us with his presence, as well as Delroy. Delroy spun all sorts of music from 70's disco to eighties super-hits, name it, he played it. He was surrounded by his entourage, which quite frankly cracks me up. How many dishwashers do you know have an entourage? You gotta love it, I know I do.
Delroy is the coolest, mutha fucker out there.
As the night progressed, the music became more mellow and ganja smoke was emanating throughout the room. It was one big smoke factory of kindness. Delroy's entourage kept singing, "affi smoke di herb, affi smoke di herb." We were all quite stoned and having a chillaxin' good time.
The highlight of the night, or shall I say, "the scary part of the night", was seeing Round Guy and Kool Aid going at it, doggie style. I'm not sure if they thought they were being discreet by fornicating in the corner, but it was time for all of us to bounce. The visual was too much for me to take, as well as the rest of the crew.
We all jumped up, and Henry yelled, "don't forget to lock up."
What a great S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night!
You work in the COOLEST place, Telulah!!!!! I don't believe that you left, though!!! I think that you stayed to enjoy the show, but just want us readers to think that you left. You're a voyeur and you know it!
Watching two overweight bodies with jiggling fat, is not my idea of a good time. The entire Fin crew high-tailed it out of there.
That was so gross. Who does that? I mean really?! What is up with dropping trow in front of people and going at it in this place?
"Dropping trow"...I had to look that one up!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always learn sooo much from you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, Marisa...I can't spell so don't learn that from me! Dropping trou, I will now write 100 xs." I will not drop trou".