Avvertimento! Warning! Advertencia!

Chef lost his mind...
I innocently walked into the kitchen moments ago to bring a lemon hot chocolate to Georgina, when all insanity broke loose. I was nearly hit right in the face with a large, slimy fish. It missed me by inches. I looked up to see Chef with a bright red face, cussing up a storm. I was frozen with fear and in shock for what seemed like an eternity, though it was probably about 5 seconds. When the paralyzation subsided, I simply said, "Um, oh, ok," and in slow-motion, turned and headed out the door. As I was turning, I noticed Kool Aid completely white faced, and Round Guy hovering in the corner. Georgina was nowhere to be found.

What just happened? Once Chef's face turns back to its natural color, I may resurface in the kitchen. Until then, I will chill by the bar, and pray the fury unleashed does not head in my direction. I need to text Georgina, now.

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27 Comments   »

• henry says:

  01.02.10 at 17:57

  Fuck it! I'm sick of this shit! I'm out of here!
• Telulah Bean says:

  01.02.10 at 18:21

  Out of here, where have you been?
  MIA for three days, what's going on?
• henry says:

  01.02.10 at 18:24

  I'm not going to be chef's fucking whipping boy anymore! I had some personal shit to attend to.
• georgina says:

  01.02.10 at 21:09

  I just ran into the office to get some more towels for the line and Chef was in there passed out on the floor! WTF?
• Telulah Bean says:

  01.02.10 at 21:17

  What do you mean by passed out? As in medical condition, and you should be calling 911, instead of commenting on this post.
  I'm heading over there now.
• chef says:

  03.02.10 at 13:08

  I wasn't passed out. I was just hiding in the dark.
• georgina says:

  03.02.10 at 21:55

  Really? Cause you looked kinda...never mind.
• Maxine Waters says:

  21.06.10 at 18:48

  I never, ever would have thought I would need to know this, but thank goodness for the web

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