Who does Angela (slutgela) think she is?

I had the unpleasant misfortune of being in her presence last night.

She strutted around like she owned Fin in her Payless, 4 inch, slut heels. Please girl, can I get some fries with that man-made bounce? I never met her and she began barking orders at me in an unfriendly manner. I immediately put her in her place, and let's say we're not bff's. I did not use the term "bff's," but she did, and I told her to take a walk outside, because Paris is waiting for her to go club-sluting. I then said, "Bye bye, Slutgela." She huffed and bounced away, thankfully.

Georgina was laughing as she came by the bar, telling me I handled the situation like the character Nikita, in the tv series, "Le Femme Nikita," which by the way is a show we both love, so I was happy. She said I gave it to Slutgela with such ferocity, she was silenced by fear. I guess I have it in me when needed.

Here's an excerpt from a poem I wrote a while back that I would like to dedicate to Slutgela.

Plastic beauty redesigned by mankind
I'm not into Aspartame
I want sugar

Ass bag, Butts, better not swing by today to talk about his sister, Slutgela, it's not happening.
I think he's too intimidated by me, so that works.

So many curse words! But in the heat of the moment, I develop Keyboard Tourette's Syndrome, and as a result I have
no control. My apologies.

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I have a much envied mental skill that allows me to brush off bullshit and continue on with my happy day.
So let the sunshine reign at Fin.

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20 Comments   »

• georgina says:

  26.01.10 at 17:50

  You are the queen of confrontation! How do you do it? I was in shock...BTW, I really admire that about you. How DO you keep that sunny shiny people mind set? Please teach me!
• henry says:

  26.01.10 at 19:08

  I EAT CLAMS.
• telulah says:

  26.01.10 at 19:19

  I don't know, I demand respect and deserve it!
• telulah says:

  26.01.10 at 19:21

  I EAT CHOCOLATE!
• telulah says:

  26.01.10 at 19:24

  Coconut water and vodka, with a splish splash of fresh squeezed orange juice. Jake and Izzy at the bar, loving this drink.
• telulah says:

  26.01.10 at 19:37

  Bar is open until midnight, come in, I'm spinning, yes, I said spinning, I've got
  two turntables and a microphone.
• georgina says:

  27.01.10 at 06:03

  OMG! That was so fun! Don't forget to make that playlist for me!
• Telulah Bean says:

  27.01.10 at 09:21

  When you get in today, bring your iPod over and I'll add my playlist.

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