WTF? FML!
Holy shit!
I just found out that Georgina is dating the fucking bartender at SOLE!!!
WTF?!
She is such a traitorous bitch! No wonder she has been so fucking secretive about this “DUDE!”
The very idea that I have any knowledge about this guys pierced junk is beyond disgusting and borderlines mental warfare.
Ahhhh, this guy is good! VERY GOOD!
He infiltrates the enemy by way of desperate poon. Gotta give him credit for that one!
But the garbage incident by no way is forgiven! Kool Aid still needs to be escorted outside for a smoke by Delroy. (Since I can’t trust her to keep her pants on with Round Guy anymore).
I hear whisperings in the wind. My ear is low to the ground. I have dug myself a sweet fox hole and I intend on surviving.
Isn’t there a bit of choice blond meat over on the way side of the alley? Yes, yes I think there is.
I must investigate.
I will retaliate.
The jig is up!
Comments
Comment from Marisa Penelski
Time May 8, 2010 at 8:59 am
LOVE it Henry!!! Do you watch “Deadwood” or “Testify”??? Those shows are FAB, FAB, FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment from georgina
Time May 8, 2010 at 10:16 am
Henry! WTF is right! Couldn’t you have at least come to me with this before posting it on the effing web? Who told you this anyway!?
Comment from farrah funbags
Time May 8, 2010 at 10:22 am
Sweet googly moogly! This is some juicy news! I must hear more!
Comment from Theycallmekoolaid
Time May 8, 2010 at 10:24 am
holy quacamoly! Is it the guy that shut me in the dumpster? SO not cool! deeeeeeum, yinz!
Comment from Adrienne
Time May 8, 2010 at 11:06 am
class act as always, Henry.
what a treat to come home to.



Comment from Delroy Toulouse-Hubbins
Time May 8, 2010 at 8:41 am
whoa! kiss me neck! r you sure bout all dis?