Just a simple question, really.

Why are all crazies, psychos, idiot savants,creeps, sociopaths and serial killers in movies named Henry?

Can someone please answer me that?

I mean, is it a given that a person sired this name, is doomed to be hanging from the rafters or wearing their dead mother’s dress eventually?

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer…. case in point

Henry from Eraserhead…. umm, yeah nothing like a nightmare yielding guy that promotes stomping on uteri to give Henry a good name. However I dig his hair and have to say that counts for something.

Henry Hill? Now he wasn’t even made up or anything but he was still a murdering mobster and for years people have called me Hendry as a direct result of Goodfellas.

Henry Fool…now that’s just cruel (even though it is an awesome movie) This guy had such delusions of grandeur that he took everyone down with him. I would never do such things…I’m just fucking awesome.

Ah shit….so now that I have brought it up, think about it.

Should you have been named Henry?