Holy Shit!
If I have to see one more freak running around this city in his underwear claiming to be a Brazil Football fan…I am going to seriously bite them on the cheek.
I will walk right up to them….lunge at their face and plant a big toothy grin on their fleshy part…and leave it there!
I wanna know, where are all of these Soccer fans the rest of the year????
In their mother’s basements waiting for their grilled cheese sandwiches (OMG…now I am going to have to have a grilled cheese) while she does their laundry?

And what is with those freakin’ horns???

I feel like I am back in grade school when the threat of a swarm of killer bees was heading right for the USA and any day we were all going to be overcome with the invasion.

Dear soccer fans,

Watching 5 games out of the year warrants you a free hall pass to doucheville.
Just sayin’

Love
G