All of us at FIN have been hard at work with the remodeling of the interior (closed for the last week…SCORE!) And the temporary close could not have come at a better time for all of us.

Let me bring you up to speed.

As it turns out…my shit is fucked both sideways to Friday.
My boyfriend turned out to be the creeper of the Century (thanks ANGELA for that new vocab word) and as a result I am not sure if TELULAH will ever speak to me again.

Surprise!!!!!!

I get douche bag of the year award!

Not only was I dating our rival’s SOLE’s bartender (ok ok….that was my bad, but if you saw him you would understand the attraction.)
But, it turns out he was the Pussy Stalker, and worse…he was a repeat offender!

What am I, some kind of monster magnet for fuck-nuts? Is there really no such thing as a good man in NYC?
If you are out there…please let me know.
I need to regain faith that not all people are assholes.

Thank god for my son and my friends at FIN!
Please PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!
Forgive me guys!
I will be at the restaurant all day hanging art with Dean. Finally, Butts is letting him hang a show promoting one of his good friends from Brooklyn!
It is all very exciting.
We are rolling out a new menu as well!
CHEF has been really working had at coming up with dishes that will change the landscape of the NY food scene.
I’m fucking stoked!

HENRY seems back to his old dogging ways. I think I saw him chatting up about 5 blonds last night.

Telulah is supposed to return back from her leave of absence soon.
Kool Aid got fatter…
Round Guy got rounder…
Sam is still pining away for Telulah (like every other guy in the city…BITCH)
Angela is even more orange than before and now only wants to wear day-glo Pink….
ADRIENNE has not been heard from in a dog’s age. I have no idea if I should be worried.
Butts is still a cock sucker.
Sole looks awfully dark at night…I heard they got a health code violation, something about a customer finding a short and curly in their salad…GAK!

I gotta get going…Thought I’d try and see if there was anyone still reading out project…
Are you out there?!!!!
MUAH!