Angela

Johhny C YA LATER!

Posted on May 29, 2010, 6:38 pm, by angela and received 1 Comment ».

short and sweet…I’m crazy drunk at the Jersey Shore…

Before I let loose about Johnny (big) C**k, I need to briefly write about Fin.
Holy shit things are crazy right now. Telulah found out pussy stalker is Georgina’s “dude.” I actually feel bad for Georgina because she was too stupid to connect the dots, doh! Telulah has been a no show for two weeks, I was told by my dumb ass brother she’s at a zen monastery. Good for her, she needs a break.
Eewwwwww! An old-flabby, hairy guy just winked at me, speedo and all, yuck. Oh my, he’s packing heat, and I mean in his speedos. Does he have depend undergarments on? Wow. HUGE. Sorry, off track. I’m trashed, and I need another drink, please. Ugly guido jumps up to get me a drink, I love this place.
I’m at the beach, baking in the sun, drunk, drnk, drunk. I’m so happy I have such an awesome tan, thank you tanning bed. How come more people don’t use them? Love to love me, I’m getting my tan on at the beach.

Back to Johnny C ya later cowboy…
I broke up with him last week and he’s devastated, which is understandable. I’m the hottest chick he’s ever had. Boo hoo, another one bites the dust. Onward. I was sick and tired of my cowboy, I need a real Italian guido. And it’s the Jersey Shore time of the year baby. I’m down at the shore with my girls and we are ready to blow it out of the water. Hanging out at the beach and there are so many fine, guidos. I don’t know which lucky musclehead to choose. My guidette Mom’s favorite song back in the day will be my theme song this summer, “It’s raining men.”
Enough of this blog, I need to find a man. Fist pumping guys are so HOT!

I’m so DRUNK! ♥ Love to love me, Angela ♥♥♥♥♥

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Geriatric men, please stop coming by Fin…

Posted on May 5, 2010, 10:57 am, by angela and received 5 Comments ».

Ever since Telulah’s false post on what I’m doing at Fin surfaced, I’ve had a steady flow of geriatric men requesting my services. This has got to stop. I’m not running a hand-job service, so please go away. I’m a waitress, a hot waitress. Men love me and most women are jealous of me, hint, hint. This does not mean I’m a ho, I’m a princess guidette.
♥♥Love to Love me♥♥,
♥Love♥,
Angela♥♥xoxo♥♥

By the way…My cowboy, Johnny C and I are going strong. He’s not happy about Telulah’s false post.

Don’t believe the HYPE!

Posted on April 27, 2010, 3:00 pm, by angela and received 2 Comments ».

Hey, It’s sexy Angela here with a quick comment about Telulah’s most recent post.
It’s a fabricated story, so don’t believe the hype. As I told Telulah, I’m far too classy for that.
Read Telulah’s post here.

Here’s a HOT photo of my man, the Situation.

I gotta run, tanning session awaits.
Love to love me,
Angela

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Hot date with a new guy, Johnny C.

Posted on April 16, 2010, 2:46 pm, by angela and received 8 Comments ».

I just got back from the mall, bought this outfit at Express. keep in mind I look much better in it. My chest is much bigger and I’m way better looking.
I hope it’s sexy enough for my first date.

I’m so excited for tonight. I can’t wait to blow it out of the water at a private, VIP party at Sutton Place. I met this HOT guy last week, and we’re hooking up for the first time tonight.
There’s one problem…He’s a cowboy. I’m going for it even though I make it a rule to date Italian men only. Rules are made to be broken.
FYI…
cowboy (n): a nice, muscled guy of non-Italian descent.
I’m trying to expand my horizon, after all, he’s HOT! Summer is just around the corner and I need to find a man before I head to the shore.
The cool thing is that Johnny C happens to go to the shore every year, so yay!

Wish me luck tonight!

♥♥Love to Love me♥♥,
♥Love♥,
Angela♥♥xoxo♥♥

This is so funny…someone posted this online and I had to share, so many guido and guidette haters out there. It’s a… “how to build a guido tutorial.”
This is the kind of guy I like, even though some of the stuff written on this photo I don’t agree with, a lot is true.
Check it out…

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Don’t hate, congratulate!

Posted on April 6, 2010, 2:31 pm, by angela and received 7 Comments ».

I’m sick of all you haters out there, especially at Fin.
Why are you all so jealous of me? Because I’m hot and you’re not?
You all need to back off, and continue fantasizing about me in your dreams.

Henry’s been creeping on me since the day he laid eyes on me, so
don’t believe the hype. He texts me all the time looking to hook up, and I have the
texts to prove it. He’s hating on the Situation cause he knows how much I love him.
The Situation had me at the first fist pump, damn that boy is fine.

Henry dedicated this song to me, though he won’t admit it,
and he’s not the first.

Georgina and Telulah, two jealous c**k blockers who wish they were me.
That’s right, I’m doggin’ you out.

Adrienne is a total closet Lesbo, that wants me, badly. When I walk around
Fin, I feel her eyes following me, can’t blame the girl. She’s a Muff Diva that’s hungry
for me, and my gaydar is on high alert. I love all people, especially when they love me.

Dean is more gay than Johhny Weir(do).

Kool Aid is just… um, gross!
I’ve been told that fat girls give the best head because
they’re always HUNGRY.

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Let me introduce myself, I’m Angela Josephina Giovanna Buttafucco.
Jimmy Butts’ sister. He’s the dumb ass owner of Fin. He begged me to start writing a blog like the rest of Fin’s employees, so I finally agreed. $300 bucks is a lot of tanning bed sessions.

Once you meet me you’ll never forget, so don’t hate, congratulate!

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Can you f%^$n’ believe it??

Posted on April 6, 2010, 5:21 am, by angela and received No Comments ».

He’s finally gone and didn’t once look down my shirt.

GAY!

Serious, what’s up with this guy?

Posted on April 6, 2010, 5:08 am, by angela and received No Comments ».

He’s making me write something else now.

I told him I’ll probably just text these in, I mean, I have unlimited text messages on my plan, and I’m usually so busy trying to get somewhere.

Tags: text messages

Who’s blogging now, haters?

Posted on April 6, 2010, 4:43 am, by angela and received No Comments ».

Yeah baby! I’m all set up now, thanks to Admin.

Cute guy, too, but what a one track mind– he didn’t even look up from his laptop when I showed him how I can take my bra off without taking off my shirt.

First time no one’s offered to help me in years.
Gaydar alert: gay gay gay

Tags: bra, laptop